Wasabi Nigger

A Japanese Black Person

We went to a Japanese steakhouse and our waiter was a wasabi nigger.

by Harold Fitzpatrick November 6, 2010

Wasabi Effect

A phenomenon described by the sudden and rapid transference of wasabi from the inside of someone's mouth to their eye. Causes inflamation and redness of the eye.

Also known to cause a flailing of limbs, and expletive phrases to shoot forth from the subject's mouth in panic.

Subject: "I was crunching wasabi peas and one just shot out of my mouth into my eye! Fuck!"
Observer: "The Wasabi Effect in practice. Go wash your eye out."

by tristanx February 6, 2010

wasabi enema

a bad idea.

wasabi enemas hurt

by blistered colon April 9, 2010

Bareback Wasabi

The act of performing a reverse enema directly into the anus with copious amounts of wasabi, then proceeding to have raw sex while using the wasabi as a lubricant.

Bro! My sinuses are so clear…Micah and I performed a Bareback wasabi an hour ago..

by daddys dad June 30, 2021

wasbian

A woman who used to be a lesbian.

Hey, did you hear Lisa went straight? She is a wasbian now.

by NancyE September 19, 2007

wasabi rush

the intense, burning sensation in sinuses and nasal passages that comes from injesting small to large quantities of wasabi with foods like sushi. It often causes eyes to tear up.

After I ate that sushi I was totally feeling the wasabi rush!

by ChrisFizik January 2, 2009

Wasabi Jerk

1. When one coats their hand in wasabi and proceeds to masturbate or perform a hand job.

OR
2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.

"yo, i got this wicked sick wasabi jerk last night from Kim"

"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"

by FOADboner July 3, 2009