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Wakefield

A former industrial city situated in West Yorkshire, United Kingdom, the river Calder runs past the city. It also has the tallest church steepel in W.Yorkshire. It is infamous for its Polish immigrant, Chav and Emo/Goth population and extortionate drink prices.

The most exciting thing to happen there in the past two years is the movement of the statue of Queen Victoria away from the Bull Ring to the town hall leaving the Bull Ring with a stupid water feature that frequently breaks and so far has only been used to involuntarily wash tramps
Terrance: Hey do you wanna get pissed up in Wakefield saturday?
Vladimir: What? no way i cannot afford Wakefield drinking prices!?!?
by defender of thefaith December 13, 2010
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Wakefield, MA

Because there are not actually any minorities or crime in this North Shore Massachusetts town, the town's teenagers, despite being the children of lawyers, doctors, professionals, and business owners, feel the need to hang around down town decked out in 'urban' clothes and act thuggish. Thankfully, most of this contrived suburban angst is over by the end of high school, and these thuggish kids end up at top colleges and act like the East Coast assholes their parents always dreamed their kids would be.
outsider: I was in Wakefield, MA the other day, and the kids looked like thugs even though there were nice ass houses everywhere, what's up with that?

wakefielder: Yeah man, those kids are just doing their part by bringing a little urban culture to a town that sorely lacks it. Don't worry though, when these kids realize their lives will be much easier when they act like the WASPs that they are, they'll smarten up.
by HERROMOTO December 27, 2009
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Westfield, Ma

A rural town. famous for black squirrels!
College town to WESTFIELD STATE COLLEGE!
I think im going to Westfield, Ma to eat some black squirrels! mmmmm
by christal & abby April 4, 2009
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Westfield Bulldogs

The Greatest SCHOOL EVER!!!
Known for our amazing athletes, academics, and our ability to wipe the shit out of those pansy ass Centreville Kids
Centreville Kid: " Hey what school do you go to"
Westfield Kid: "Westfield, how bout you"
Centreville Kid: " I go to c-ville ( commonly used by centreville douch bags) sorry for talking to you, you're way to smart, good looking, and your atheltics the Westfield Bulldogs are to cool"
by Bill Dug October 28, 2009
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whitefield academy

Whitefield Academy: Basically a school to teach rich white kids to be frat guys and sorority girls from pre-k to 12th. Full of air heads and preps. Located in Symrna, Ga
Oh, psssh that's probably a "whitefield academy" guy.
by thegreatest1093678 November 3, 2015
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Wakefield

Wakefield is a medium sized upper-middle class suburb about 15 minutes north of Boston, with a population of about 25,000. It is in Middlesex County. Lake Quannapowitt is the town’s pride and joy… Wakefieldians really go nuts over it. The lake attracts tons of windsurfers, and the Quannapowitt Yacht Club has many smaller sailboats on the water during the summer. St. John’s Prep school also has a partnership with the Yacht Club for their sailing team. The lake is a little over 3 miles around, and brings in many walkers, bicyclists, runners, etc. The lake area has a huge Common that has lots of events throughout the year. The nicest areas tend to be around the lake, and the West Side. People in these areas tend to drive their Swedish cars to their ski houses, and have a bit too much pride in their neighborhood (West Side especially). The Greenwood area gets jokingly looked down upon by the rest of the town, but in reality most of it is just as nice. People from Greenwood have an unnatural obsession with Billy’s Roast Beef and FoodMart, and the rest of the town loves Toody’s. The downtown area has a few nice restaurants (Duck Walk, Sushi Island, Ristarante Molise), and plenty of classics (Zalek’s, Brother’s Deli, Nonno’s, etc). The sports team are The Warriors. The Library has a marble wall in front that attracts the town's skaters and punks. The town became slightly notorious after the Wakefield Massacre in 2000. Neighboring towns are Melrose (Wakefield’s biggest rival), Lynnfield, Saugus, Reading, and Stoneham. Overall, a pretty nice place to be.
After the Warriors game, Wakefield kids are going to party hard in the West Side.
by JiggaJiggaJigga December 9, 2008
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Tim Wakefield

The knuckleballer for the BoSox. He has a fastball, which is not very fast, a 12-6 curve and a devastating knuckleball. He is a fly-ball out pitcher and he has been pretty solid for the BoSox over his career. Doug Mirabelli catches for him almost every game. He is also a great fielder
Tim Wakefield's knucleball dances and fools hitters.
Tim Wakefield's fastball is slower than most changeups.
Tim Wakefield is a solid fielder.
by parliment July 24, 2004
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