warming up

1. developing a buzz

2. getting drunk but have not achieved the level of shit hammered

My day's been pretty shitty but I'm warming up now.

by SwollenMonkeyCock November 27, 2009

warming fart

A hot fart let loose beneath the covers on a cold night, and then held there to fend off frostbite. Not to be confused with a warning fart.

Twas the night before Christmas,
So cold 'neath the sheets,
A warming fart flowed,
From my butt to me feets.

by Brjtlc June 18, 2010

warming up the car

Leaving a large group of people with your significant other, saying you are going to "warm up the car" but are really engaging in some sort of sexual activity with them. Much less suspicious when said in the winter, but is extremely fishy in the summer.

Boy whispers to girlfriend: "Hey baby do you wanna go warm up the car?"
Girlfriend whispers back: "I thought you'd never ask."

"Hey we'll be back in a few minutes, it's cold outside so we're gonna warm up the car."

A couple leaves to 'warm up the car', and one person says to the rest of the group: "Wait, why are they warming up the car? It's the middle of summer!"

by Love Rider January 19, 2010

Warming Up the Oven

The act of teasing your sex partner by kissing, licking, or touching tender spots when going down on them.

When im Warming Up The Oven I like to kiss the inside of kate's thighs.

by Mr.Impeccable February 17, 2012

Warming Goring

When consumers or taxpayers are bilked out of money by people supposedly fighting global warming or protecting the environment.

“Boy, that carbon offset scheme cost millions. We got a real Warming Goring.”

by TartanMarine June 3, 2010

Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment

Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.

by DesertofSong January 13, 2011

Warming Wieners

(verb) Feeding someone in specific at a potluck.

Originated in Ireland, rumors circulate that Conor Mcgregor's ancestors loved warming wieners.

Y'know, Sarah is really got at Warming Wieners. She did an excellent job warming my wiener at the last potluck!

by Molcancoolguy64 November 29, 2024