Essex ankle warmers

Inspired by the tendency of the typical Essex girl to drop her drawers at any given opportunity and therefore allowing them to rest around her ankles, this term refers to underwear of any type, although is mostly used in reference to thongs.

Girl 1: I'm going out on the lash tonight, I'll need a fresh pair of Essex ankle warmers.
Girl 2: Are you sure it's even worth wearing them?

by CJinherPJs July 18, 2012

Warmers

12 post drinking chomp items glazed with love, created by a machine and brought forth to this world via conveyor belt. Placed in a box which is set on your lap for the car-ride home. The warmth which radiates from this cardboard treasure chest into your loins assures you of the miracle to come.

"Warmers run bro...No you go...Faggot! I went last time!...Fuck you, I'll go."
"Sorry man, I have no change for you, I spent my money on Warmers. Get the fuck away from my car before I stab you in the fucking face with my Jim Wagner Reality Based Blade! Mother Fucker!"
"Kill that Warmer bro, before it becomes a Lone-Ass Lefty."

by Death Machine August 5, 2008

warmers

A box of warmers is a dozen hot fresh-off-the-line donuts from Krispy Kreme, and you better get the traditional glazed. Available in the mornings and evenings while the neon sign is lit, and embodying a degree of deliciousness that leads to vigorous consumption.

"Making a warmers run"
"yeahh, fuckin' warm-ass warmers dude"
"who ate the lone-ass lefties from last night, that was going to be my goddamn breakfast"

by RainbowSampson July 5, 2008

Bench Warmers

Bench Warmers is one of many sickly wicked movies you'll ever see. If you haven't seen this movie you are missing out on alot of STUFF!!!! If you like Napolion Dynomite or if you don't either way you'll love this movie.

"Are you apart of the Bench Warmers?"
"Ya!!!"
"Sssswwwweeeetttt!!!!"

by Bench Warmer June 22, 2006

Belly Warmers

Generously proportioned knickers. Underwear that also keep the belly warm. 'Apple Catchers'

After dinner she gave me the green light for some rumpy pumpy however the passion was killed when I discovered she was wearing belly warmers so big she could tuck her boobs in them.

by gmc August 9, 2006

Bridal Warmers

A company specializing in romancing your wife before the big day.

Have those pre wedding jitters, call bridal warmers. Everyone needs a good pre wedding sex. Take the stress off with a good orgasm, and call bridal warmers today. We make sure your fiance "gets there". Doesnt matter Wife or Husband.

Silver Package includes Sex and a free sex 101 lesson.

Gold package includes Sex with your fiance and one bridesmaid and a Sex 201 demonstrating

Platinum Package gets you Sex with All the bridesmaid and Groomsmen, also a free lesson in S&M.

Whose got that good D? Bridal Warmers does.

Honey I'm stressed out I hired a Bridal Warmer to take some of the stress off.

"Mom I had sex last night and he cant ring the bell for anything got any advice?"

Mom "Call Bridal Warmers they show you how it feels and what to do"

I'm so stressed with with the wedding planning, I need a bridal warmer to take some of the stress away.

My Future wife is having a rough day I should call a bridal warmer, I know they will take good care of her.

by NOS4A2 December 17, 2021

Ear Warmers

A nice pair of thick thighs on a woman.

Thats a nice set of Ear Warmers.

I wouldn't mind sticking my head between those Ear Warmers

by JphuknB June 30, 2018