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Chu Wanning

Chu Wanning is one of the main characters of the novel, “The Dumb Husky and his White Cat Shizun”.

His character is associated as a white cat. Cute and vicious as it will swing at you with his claws.

He is also known as: Yuheng Elder and the Beidou Immortal, as well as Chu Fei.

He wears snow white robes and wields a golden willow vine known as Tianwen. He stands at 1.81 metres tall as mentioned from Mo Ran in Meatbun’s theatre.

Chu Wanning has low self esteem towards his own looks, low self worth and very selfless towards his disciples. He is deeply in love with Mo Ran. He is extremely thin faced and easily embarrassed.

He loves sweet foods and dislike bitter foods and can’t handle spicy foods. He likes stewed crabmeat balls and lotus crisps.

He truly a man deserving of all the love and appreciation.
“Chu Wanning is a Shizun I would love to f**k” - A Chu Wanning simp
by I simply love Chu Wanning November 13, 2021
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social wanking

Pleasuring yourself to people you have added as friends or friends of friends on social networking sites.
Dude, I haven't been able to leave my house for days because of the pics people have posted of the bikini party and I have been social wanking all day.
by Satthew Manders October 29, 2009
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Phone-Wanking

When you shove your phone in your boxers, so that when someone rings or texts you, your phone vibrates giving you a nice feeling. This can also make you hav an errection. For girls if you put it near or in your pussy then you can also have enjoyment.
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man that girl is hot she was phone-wanking me all last night! Man I got soo horny, I got a massive errection.
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wow I was being phone-wanked last night by a reli hot guy!
by Josh ;) February 12, 2009
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browser wanking

A web design term that refers to the act of repeatedly resizing ones browser to observe a website's design responding to changes in browser dimension; e.g. emulating the experience of viewing the site on a mobile browser. May produce feelings of pleasure and/or guilt.
You should try browser wanking on Urban Dictionary. Very responsive.
by Little Sammy B September 19, 2014
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Wanxiety

When you think someone is watching you wank/masturbate.
Mate, last I was having a wanxiety fit, I could have sworn my mum was listening in.
by Adallama February 11, 2009
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wanking ears

'Wanking ears' is the expression for the vastly increased sensitivity of one's hearing while they are masturbating. This is a protection system so that no-one will walk in on you while masturbating, which could be an extremely embarrassing experience. Even the slightest footsteps out in the hallway will be picked up by your "wanking ears", and by the time this person comes into the room, should they decide to, you will have had time to close down the pornographic website/video you were watching, and zip up your jeans.

Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.
<Pete> brb, wank
<Dave> isn't your mum in?
<Pete> it's ok, my wanking ears will protect me
by Strach May 16, 2006
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Pentatonic Wanking

Overuse of the pentatonic scale in music . The definition of SHITTY GUITAR SOLOS
One by metallica is a good song, but the solo is just pentatonic wanking and fucking tapping
by Knibnobber February 10, 2015
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