wankulate

The act of of low key mastrabating in the same room as your mother

It is a verb.
"I wankulated last night!''
"you wanna wankulate with me?"

by Dogenut May 2, 2018

Wankulated

When you get fucked up/fucked in the ass.

Wow I really got wankulated by that big black man yesterday.

by SemenHole August 4, 2022

Walkilator

A conveyor belt, but for people.

Similar in nature to an escalator or elevator, a walkilator is a large conveyor belt that a person can walk (or stand) on to increase their speed to their destination.

Can be found in places like: amusement parks, airports, or Las Vegas.

Friend 1 to group: We’re going to have to sprint to get to the Universal rides quickly.

Friend 2: Wait - we don’t have to run. We can take the walkilator!

All friends together: Hell yeah!

by Joooshy February 27, 2024