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Wankster

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A combination of wanker and gangsta. One who is emulating the mannerisms of African-American urban street culture poorly. Typically used to describe a teenage rural caucasion amateur rap artist with little to no talent; though it is not implicitly race, age, or geographically limited.
Skeeter: So Jeff- I mean 'MC White-out', my bad- hows life in Kansas as a newly emerged wankster?

Je...- MC White-Out: Aw dawg why you doin' me like that? Sheeet mang, word.
by revscrj July 15, 2013
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wankster

1) wanna be gangster

2) if you're from the new orleans metro area you know west bank cats as wanksters or maybe even wankers, from "the wank", or the West Bank. this can be negative or positive; many West Bank people indulge in being reffered to as such because they're reppin their hood (such as the way i like being called a honky or cracker because i'm proud of being white), on the other hand West Bank people are usually stereotyped as lower-class or just not as in style as the rest of us :-p
by shockley May 22, 2003
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Wanksterbag

an incredibly white person who beleives that they are "gangsta fresh";an uh oh oreo, that annoying kid in your class that wears his pants bellow his ass that thinks he's funny when really you just want to punch the fuck out of him. often wears a superhero themed flat billed hat or shirt (usually superman), belives it is cool when he "ghostrides" with his "bros in the hood" (an upper middle class suburban neighborhood area resident boy scout group)
Friend: I saw this kid at Mcdonalds, and he ordered a milkshake

You: And...

Friend: His pants were really low

You: WANKSTERBAG!
by Red Light Renegade September 28, 2009
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Wankster

When a poor male (or female) hamster is taken and used for masturbation purposes by violating it in the rectum and then cupping its body in one's hands while tossing it until orgasm is obtained.
A variation on the wankster is performed by turning the hamster inside out (usually once the hamster is deceased) and then using it as described above. This creates a 'nice' furry sensation around the penis.
Warning: Both of these methods of masturbation may hurt the hamster and a hamster should never be used for protection during vaginal or anal intercourse.
'Yo man, pass me the hamster, I could do with a wankster'
'I tried to use a hamster on her but she said she may still get pregnant'
'That hamster looks like road kill. I think we both know what should be done with it'
by jcsed8d March 9, 2007
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shammy wankster

To perform a shammywankster, you must look for another person who's left their chest open, then you perform one of 3 shammies,
1.)an open palm slap to the chest, concidered "the normal shammy"
2.)an open palmed forewards thrust to the chest, or the "power shammy"
3.)a dead finger slap to the chest
all of which you shout "SHAMMYWANKSTER" while performing
But once iniciated, the circle of shammy continues endlessly, causing paranoia and nervously protecting ones chest.
Also, as of now there has never been a femal-shammy, for obvious reasosns
boy #1"Hey what's goi-"
boy #2 "SHAMMY WANKSTER!" *slap*
boy#1 "Sonovabicth!"
by Dr Cuke September 30, 2006
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Wankster

Also known as a Wigger. A white suburban male who dresses "gangster" (black, urban) and listens to rap music due to a neurological defection.
That wankster thinks he's so tough.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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Wankster

As some people have wrote a wankster is not a colour. Any ethic origin can be a wankster. A gangster is someone who doesnt front and lives life with a real G attitiude and doesnt change or back down for noone. A wanster pretends to be gangster with the visual, but dont have the G attitude. They front and think doing things makes them Gangster. Gangsters a attitude, your know a real G through their words.
Sarah Knight - wankster
tony marntiano ( scarfac ) - gangster
the chav speices - wankster
2pac - a true gangster
Orin, Jnet, Cherly, Shane, Sunny, George - Gangsters
by Orin Watson April 3, 2005
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