wankopolitan

wankopolitan is a retard who gives noddy like lurkz

omg look it’s lurkz the wankopolitan

by lookatthatwall December 21, 2022

Wankphobic

Wankphobic,

A wankphobic is someone who is scared of wanking.
Simply, because he is scared to wank off.

Maybe for kids who are young and who do not know what will happen.

Dude: Do you wank off lately?

2nd dude: No I am scared to wank off.

Dude: Oh, that means you are a wankphobic.

by Multiwanker March 30, 2012

wineoholic

someone who likes the taste of wine a bit to much.

Sarah's opening another bottle of wine, god she's such a wineoholic

by mags95 June 25, 2017

waxoholic

A person addicted to keeping their body hairless and smooth with the use of wax

Did you wax yesterday? Duh, I'm a waxoholic

by herbgasmic April 1, 2022

wankopolitan

boys who bum boys like lurkz

omg lurkz the wankopolitan

by lookatthatwall December 21, 2022

Workoholic

One whose production lessens their likelihood to reproduce.

"I don't have time to date. I've got to much work to do." "Dude you're a workoholic. You create great results, but you'll never procreate."

by Holts March 12, 2010

wankaholic

A person, usually an American but can be any nationality aside from British, who is addicted to using British terms, phrases, and idioms. In addition, the wankaholic often misuses the British expressions he believes he is using correctly. The term is a combination of the words, "wanker," a derogatory British expression, and "alcoholic," a person who is addicted to alcohol.

American: That movie was bloody good!
Brit: "Bloody good?" What are you, a wankaholic?

Brit #1: My American friend Milo is a real wankaholic.
Brit #2: What makes you say that?
Brit #1: Every time he sees someone he doesn't like, he calls them a "wanker."

by Like, An Actual Linguist May 5, 2018