Wankerchief

After a wank culminating in ejaculation, a male may choose to use a wankerchief to mop up any mess, mainly that of semen.

"Do you have a spare wankerchief?"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"

"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"

by The Tom Fantastic December 17, 2006

Wankerchief

A handkerchief carried around with the express purpose of mopping up semen of impromptu masturbation. Can also be shortened to wanky (hanky).

Mum: You should get a handkerchief for your suits breast pocket, you'd look very dapper.
Son: No mum, people would think I'm a chronic masturbator and call it a wankerchief.

by hotblack desiato April 15, 2014

Wankerchief

British: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your spunk after wanking off.

American: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your Load after jacking off.

A-Aron used my Wankerchief to wipe his face off when I finished.

by Wankerchief November 6, 2017

wankerchief

Any piece of fabric used to clean up your man mess after a session with the lingere section of the Kays catalogue.

"Ah man, that's rank. I just went into your room to get a CD and stood on your wankerchief!"

by Monkey Handler June 23, 2005

wankerchief

A old cloth or rag used for clean-ups after, well, wanking off.

"Ewwww... gross. Quit using my good towels! Dammit kid, I even put some wankerchiefs in your nightstand... on top of those magazines!"

by Kat (frustrated Mom) January 11, 2009

wankerchiff

A "hankerchiff" specificaly for wiping ones seimen onto.

"Oh dear alex if you must do that in my kitchen dont use my tea towels, use a wankerchiff"

by the pen boy of CLAW September 27, 2009

Wankerchif

n. A cloth or towel repeatedly used for the sole purpose of ejaculating into or cleaning up post sex-messiness.

In my case, I use a Mr. Met towel for such purposes as my Wankerchif being this is about the equivalent of the state of their organization.

by yeaisaidthat4 July 21, 2012