Wankbat

An instrument used during the Spanish inquisition to prevent young Catholics from going astray.

"Erold, stop playing with that thing, the Inquisition is on its way with the biggest wankbat you've ever seen."

by Paul Grainger July 30, 2004

wanknot

After one masturbates when ones private regions become entangled with knots.

I was playing with my jockey stick last night and got a well bad case of wanknot

by dc_re December 29, 2006

wankbogey

A small ball of jizz left under the foreskin after a wank the previous night due to insufficient cleaning.

Serioulsy though John, got in the shower this morning had a serious wankbogey wasn't pleasant.

by snatchbandit March 24, 2010

wankpotamus

Mover's slang (Texas)
Mix between a wanker and a hippopotamus.
Usually referring to a young dumb person

That guy is a wankpotamus

by Nesbian16 May 12, 2014

Wankbox

when you enjoy porn on the internet and wanking for more then 8 hours in a row while totaly high on speed.

HIND:
If you recognize the singel thumbnails to the video streams you already know the box well!

you: have you fucked that girl who you met last night?

me: no she went home early because of work and I had to enter the wankbox to get me off!

by itzak May 8, 2012

Wankbat

1.Someone who is about to wank off !!
2. Nonsecical term used on b3ta.com

Sam"Wheres fred"?
George "where do you think that twat is hes off giving himself a wankbat"
Sam "bloody hell"!

by bob January 5, 2004

wankbook

A book of pornographic photos next to your your bed or in your pocket.

Me: "I forgot my book..."
Teacher: "Just read your wankbook"
Me: "Aite"

by donolesen April 13, 2018