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wangsman

Just as a marksman shows proficiency and skill with a gun, so does a wangsman with his wang. A wangsman is able to do all the elaborate and perhaps disgusting acts that can be researched on this very site.

No ejaculatory exhibition is too difficult or complicated for an experienced wangsman.
Wangsman: Yeah so the other night I pulled off a Sudanese Spunkbbuster last night on Starkeisha.

Bob: Jesus christ! How are you still walking. I guess you didn't get that wangsmanship trophy for nothing...
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
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wankspanner

Tha Hand, typically (though not always) the right hand (for example, making the left hand numb, so it feels like someone else is doing it).
jeez, i broke my wankspanner on some cunt's face at the boozer last night, and now i have nothing left to live for :(
by skalla grim July 29, 2006
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Wangslang

1. To participate in the act of slanging one's wang.

2. To participate in the act of sexual intercourse.
Man, I wangslanged yo momma last night.
by Jason April 24, 2003
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wangslanging

Wangslanging has many arts:
1) The act of distributing ones downtown bonanza evenly over many portly women in a drunken stuper.
2) Getting beligerantly drunk and breaking out ridiculous average white man dance moves.
3) Chain smoking and telling blatent lies to women who are obviously way out of your league to help further the effort moistening ones weener.
I was totally wangslanging last night hence that morbidly fat mammoth in my bed.
by James Hollenkamp February 11, 2006
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Wankspanner

Someone who is worthy of both the titles of Wanker and Spanner
You're such a Wankspanner Jeremy
by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019
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Wankspanker

A total wanker n jiz stain who loves themself who thinks they are a kardasian facebook and instergram style celeb in there own soild underpants coz they got a like or 2
Omg what a wankspanker he would throw 1 off coz he looked in a shop window n saw his self
by Smushkitten July 12, 2019
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wankspangle

Wankspangle - a verb for the ultimate wanker, an idiot, or well known throbber or dickhead.
I tell what that bloke over there is a 100% wankspangle.
I told him to put the rubbish out, but hes thick as mince and definitely a wankspangle
by Issa massive unt September 2, 2022
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