wampus 

a squid/girlfriend that perpetually whines and complains, usually without taking a breath.....

that jen is a fucking wampus.... i can hear her from outside!!!

wampus by easelove June 28, 2006

Wampus 

When your anus is like a vacuum and you get popcorn stuck in your shitter.

Last night I was wampus

Wampus by wampus420 May 21, 2018

Wampus 

A simpleton. not smart

Guy: I totaly pwnd that chick
Guy2: Dude, you better watch out, she's no wampus! Brains, loyal and a bod
Guy: Please sucka she won't know what hit it.
Guy2: Ok, guys. Don't say I didn't warn you. She's got that pc hidden for leverage w/ codes cracked.

Wampus by ittybittyspidergotyour# October 25, 2009

Wampus cat 

A black cat with a bright red asshole.

Wampus cat lives in the parking lot. He doesn’t get hit by cars cause he lifts up his tail and everyone can see his giant red asshole.

Wampus cat by Kevinasneezaday November 12, 2019

wampus cod 

A person who does something totally stupid. One lacking the common sense God gave a monkey.

You just spilled your drink on me you wampus cod!

wampus cod by 166enco4life November 11, 2009

wampus cat 

A six legged creature. Four legs to run at the speed of light, two to fight with all its might.

Ryan: Dude last night a wampus cat obliterated me in the face.

Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.

wampus cat by ryaniscool February 26, 2009

Wampus Cat 

Originally thought to be a women who was cursed by an ancient Cherokee priest for interrupting a male rite of passage, turning her into a half women half panther creature. Now the modern definition is a normally respectable, likeable, and often pretty girl, who when drunk goes on the prowl for any boy she can get a hold of. Should be avoided, can lead to awkward Sundays and lots of vomit.

Dude, she just tried to make out with me on the dance floor for the fourth time.

Yeah she's a wampus cat dude, watch out.

Wampus Cat by jmalphrus October 20, 2009