Sad Walrus

A man that has a walrus mustache and is always sad no matter what the situation. For Example CoolPenguin from Caffeine.

The Sad Walrus is not laughing at the funniest videos.

by WordsthatareRandom May 15, 2019

swamp walrus

A sexual maneuver that begins in missionary position (laying down, man on top). As the man feels his climax nearing, he removes himself from the woman and mounts her chest.

Kneeling on her, he pins her upper arms down under his shins and moves his phallus towards her face.

With her arms inoperable, any protest of receiving a facial is negated. The woman will often flail her forearms around in protest, adding to the hilarity.

Upon sufficient stimulation the man will relieve his seed upon the woman's face. If unwelcomed, the woman may close her eyes and turn her head side to side in disgust.

The flailing arms and turning head call to mind the image of a walrus emerging from a murky, thick swamp struggling to break the surface of the water.

For added enjoyment - at your own risk - shove the ol' Johnson rod into the woman's mouth for an unforgettable soundtrack to the act.

Once the act is complete, it is customary for the man to offer the lady a towel.

1. Dude, my buddy Dario gave this chick a swamp walrus last night. He's a legend.

2. Babe, have you ever been swamp walrused before, would you like to?
3. The swamp walrus is my signature finishing move. Most girls are confused during the act, but afterwards they all admit to enjoying it.

by darioistheman August 30, 2017

Obey the Walrus

A popular video on YouTube of a transvestite with polio dancing named Sandi Crisp, with the Spanish version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider playing in the background reversed.

It is commonly perceived as being a scary video among the horror community due to her disability.

Me and my friend watched Obey the Walrus just the other day and we had nightmares for weeks.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

Walrus Barking

A sexual act consisting of two large men, traditionally known as Bears, dressed in rubber suits, having sex on a hardwood floor. The act makes a distinctive sound like a walrus barking.

I was kept up last night from the walrus barking upstairs.

by DrFiasco May 29, 2013

Walrus Belch

The effect of a very powerful vaginal flatulence that after having been built up for several hours, pushes out through the vaginal cavity, vibrating the labia, which appear to be two floundering carp gasping for breath as they foam at the mouth, then once past the labia, the hairy FUPA lifts making the vaginal flatulance sound like a Walrus Belching.

Ghon never heard or smelled a Walrus Belch before, until he was at the gym and an old sea hag doing the hip abductor machine bent over to get her super big gulp of diet soda and upon rising, she let out a Walrus Belch which sent Ghon, who was doing another set of curls, into convulsions. The old sea hag saw what happened, and began to give Ghon CPR, but not being able to bend over to breathe into his mouth, she mounted up and Walrus Belched into his mouth, this quickening him back from death's door. For the next several weeks, Ghon had to drink a half a bottle of scotch to forget his woes and to rid himself of the taste of a Walrus Belch.

by SkulletBuster August 3, 2016

Walrus Wars

When two male walruses fight to the death, in order to gain the companionship of another male walrus.

Guy 1: "Hey, look at those two male walruses fighting to gain the companionship of another male walrus."

Guy 2: "That's one of many walrus wars."

by steezeyfocheezey December 29, 2010

I am the walrus

Something you say when you are the walrus.

The Walrus: I am the walrus

by Ollie B. December 24, 2008