This town is literally the biggest don't judge a book by its cover ever. "Oh look! Such a cute lil town!" NOPE. literally everyone there is either super racist and homophobic or super gay. There is no in between. Also tax is wicked high.

Oh damn have you been to Walpole, Massachusetts?

Walpole, Massachusetts by Failure.cos February 9, 2022

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Robert Walpole

Robert Walpole is best known as the first Prime Minister of Great Britain. However, he also can be attributed to multiple accomplishments such as the invention of the dildo, the coining of the term "mangina" and the publishing of his best-selling novel, 101 Ways to Fuck a Copy Machine.

Guy 1: Yo, man, I don't know what to do. I want to study for the big World History test, tonight, but I also want to fuck a copy machine.

Guy 2: Dude, two words. Robert Walpole.

Robert Walpole by Herman Plunkers January 31, 2009

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Harry Walpole

A child with a blonde fringe who likes men. Also has a YouTube channel where he uses 50% of his brain

‘A guy said he wanted to lick my balls.’
‘Was it Harry Walpole?’

Harry Walpole by Anonymouschildnamedgerald November 22, 2021

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Warpole

a slang term for male genitalia used on the social media site twitter. often used in the twitter name of various members, usually as a last name, e.g. Fred Warpole.

him: i'd sure like to tickle your tonsils with my warpole

her: you'd better bury your face in my warhole if you ever expect that to happen.

Warpole by Lance Warpole May 22, 2012

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