99% of the girls in this town are only attracted to jerks and abuse nice guys. this town is the source of most drama in the world today. walla walla is said to be the new california. its full of butt wipes who dont give people their ds's back :@. this town is practically a retirement home. the only fun things to do is walk around and play video games. the girls in this town consist of demons, soulless creatures, and reincarnated dictators. walla walla is cruel and sacrifices live children to the government for taxes. the chances of getting a girl in walla walla is about the chance of finding a 100 dollar bill on the ground once a day for 10 years.
to get a girl in walla walla you have to be a complete jerk

kyle: dude walla walla sucks weenies :@
robert: nah dude
robert: it bites them =/
by kyl3ex0r September 23, 2007
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the place where everything goes wrong. girls screw you over, everyone is a vegetarian, all the boys call you a fag and no one understands. its like a bottem less pit of suck
terry- dude i love walla walla

fred- hellz no you dont
by go go go! September 8, 2008
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Sexual maneuver in which the male quickly and forcefully thrusts his erect member in and out of his partner's throat, causing the partner to projectile vomit while making a rapid-fire gagging noise, the scene akin to feeding logs into a running wood chipper.
Walla Walla Woodchipper? I barely know her?
by BM HAT January 12, 2010
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When having sex with a women in the standing position, at the moment of orgasm, the woman is piledriven into the floor.
After I gave ol' Nicki the walla walla sledgehammer, I finished her off by supermanning all over her face, and made her fruitbowl me.
by Outlaw Avionics April 1, 2008
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An exclusive Indian tribe on Facebook. Users are quite violent and vicious. They attack their peers by making weird and embarrassing photos of hem and sharing them online. This group is very powerful and they take shit from no one.
Did you see that post on Walla Walla Lumbee?

-Yeah everyone in that tribe is a straight bitch.
by J- Fierce April 15, 2011
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The act of defecating in the shower and smashing the turd into the drain (using feet or hands) until it aquires the grid pattern of the drain. Can be admired and then mashed further until the turd disappears or it can be left behind to be discovered by the next person to use the shower.
Bob got tired of having to use a communal shower so he left a Walla Walla waffle cone behind to convey his displeasure with the situation.
by Grabthars Hammer September 20, 2017
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