walking taco

a walking taco is a when any/all the taco fixings you want are added to a bag of Fritos and you can "walk" away with it. (as seen on David Letterman 6/4-5/07)

I had never heard of a walking taco until watching Letterman last night. Does this mean I need to get more? Probably not.

by SammieKins June 27, 2007

walking taco

The new term for camel toe. Refers to the look of a woman's vagina when her pants or underwear is pulled so tight you can see the outline of her llabia and the slit in between.

"Look at that hottie, her pants are so tight her pussy is a walking taco."

by The STL Doctor May 23, 2010

walking taco

when a woman is getting analed while taking a brisk walk trough the local state park.

"yo, i meet this girl at the park" says jimmy
"did you walking taco her?!?!" says ronald
"no man, she wasn't that type of girl" says jimmy
"What the fuck!, any girl is the type for the walking taco."says ronald

by big nappy ho3 October 15, 2010

Texas Walking Taco

A sexual position where you put the female in the wheel barrow position and whilst pumping her you walk behind her as she moves about with her arms.

What position did you do with her?

We did the Texas Walking Taco down the steps!

by The Manitee December 21, 2010

Walking the taco

A guy eats the girl out. Then he keeps the cum in his mouth and spits it on a taco and eats the taco.

I started walking the taco last night.

by Officer Naughty October 31, 2010

walking taco

when a man and woman engage in a standing 69 while the man is walking

thank God my tinder date was small, I was able to perform a walking taco

by greenecounty April 23, 2019

Walking Taco

The sexual act of defecating on someone’s chest, and topping with semen, vomit and blood. Then having them walk around.

My tinder date was a lucky recipient of a walking taco

by Wiseman!!! October 29, 2019