Walking Taco

When a mounted turret in Halo 3 is detached and a player is walking around with it.

Watch out, the walking taco is mobile.

by brothajamal July 9, 2009

Walking Taco

Zion on a tuesday

"Hey do you know what a walking Taco is?" "Yeah, Its Zion on a tuesaday

by Real Fax August 5, 2020

Walking Taco

Put the females right leg over your left shoulder and the left over the right... then stand up and eat her out while walking around.

We barely made it into her house before I was blindly walking taco around her place trying to find her bedroom

by TheToJo March 18, 2020

walking taco

when a man and woman engage in a standing 69 while the man is walking

thank God my tinder date was small, I was able to perform a walking taco

by greenecounty April 23, 2019

Walking Taco

The sexual act of defecating on someone’s chest, and topping with semen, vomit and blood. Then having them walk around.

My tinder date was a lucky recipient of a walking taco

by Wiseman!!! October 29, 2019

Walking Taco

The act of rubbing the tip of a man’s penis in a bag of Doritos, coating it in the nacho cheese dust. He then sprinkles an assortment of shredded cheese, lettuce, salsa, and ground beef, creating an inviting snack for a woman to lick off.

Last Tuesday was fiesta night so I gave Caylie a walking taco.

by Fire_engine_red March 9, 2024

Walking taco balancing on my head

I don't care/it's not in my control/it doesn't matter.

Sean: "If we put the keyboard solo on the EP it'll sound good but won't match the physical release."
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"

by Bigscheming December 13, 2025