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Wal-Martians

Individuals who frequent Wal-Mart and consider it the social event of the day. Usually accompanied by a blank stare, inane conversation, ususally in the middle of an aisle, and more than likely, some sort of combination of bedclothes and trailer park chic fashions.
" I went to Wal-mart today and it was full of Wal-Martians, just standing around, taking up space, and sucking the intelligence out of me as I walked past.
by rockman08 April 5, 2006
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wal-martian

the scantily clad, sunbed burned, rednceck, wanna be supermodels that hang out at Wal-Mart.
Why go pickup cheap crack-whores when the Wal-Martians are free
by fuckstik September 27, 2007
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Wal-Martian

(n.) 1. A person who attends Wal-Mart frequently
2. Someone who is currently in attendance of Wal-Mart
3. Someone who dresses as if they shop at Wal-Mart
"I'll be the first to admit, I'm a Wal-Martian. I love that store"
"Look at all these Wal-Martians, must be a busy day"
by Trevor-DestroyerOfWorlds March 13, 2012
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