wake and bake

The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately smoking the 'pre-packed' bong that is sitting 'ready to smoke' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone smokes weed upto 1 hour after waking up.

"I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and bake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit!"

by Diego August 29, 2003

wake and bake

A stoner's lone motivation to forego snoozing for ten more minutes. Also known as "morning glory" and "the buffer between my fist and my boss's face."

"I'm ready for bed. Leave the bong ready so we can wake and bake before work."

by The Prototype May 8, 2007

wake and bake

wake up, roll over, grab your ready paxked bowl, and toke the shit up.

chelsea: hows your morning?
emily: great, every morning is great when you "wake and bake."

by emmalicious! December 29, 2008

wake and bake

Having a bong standing beside your bed, so you can
smoke a few hits, before entering the new day
in a totally smashed state.

C´s wake and bake didn´t work out today.
He fell over as he tried to get out of bed.

by Weltregierung May 3, 2007

wake and bake

The act of smoking pot early in the morning, usually right after waking-up.

- "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?"
- "It's wake and bake, and I helped."

by RGB May 11, 2006

wake and take and bake

to wake up, take a final exam, and get baked.

Yo we got that final exam tomorrow. Wanna wake and take and bake?

by Poppa Raj January 4, 2008

wake and bake

Why Santonio Holmes now plays for the New York Jets.

Ganja smoking is not a good choice of hobby for an NFL player. Mike Tomlin wont be having it. Telling the world you wake and bake via twitter is some straight up stupidity.

by PDPMT April 14, 2010