A perverted old man that looks like a garden gnome. He has a ridiculous amount of dandruff and body odor. A Woodward also loves to discuss the woman’s anatomy, though it’s highly likely the only vagina he has ever had, he purchased. He will try to make women envious of him by discussing his planes, boats, and expensive properties. However, no self respecting lady would give that scum bag the time of day.
That old geezer is a real Woodward!!
by Sebastianstrikesagain June 14, 2018
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by Firdauz Haris September 24, 2019
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1. (noun) person/place/object that is out of the way and that no one knows about, comes from "out of the woodwork"
2. (adj) random, irrelevant
2. (adj) random, irrelevant
Person 1: Hey man, let's go camping for the weekend!
Person 2: NO WAY DUDE I'M NOT TRYING TO GO TO THE WOODWARD
Person 2: NO WAY DUDE I'M NOT TRYING TO GO TO THE WOODWARD
by newgirlfan August 18, 2015
Get the Woodward mug.A dude that is known for staring at girls + boys, and is also a lil shit that screams at you if you don’t have you’re work done he needs to retire (:
Student: hey mr. Woodward I left my hw at home can I bring it tomorrow? Woody: no boy you are too late you need to do you’re work earlier = whole lecture infront of class🤦 ♀️
by Brubrubru333 August 22, 2018
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Winston: You mean "woodwork"? What’s “woodward”?!
Nick: Wood! Ward! Wood! Ward! That's where people like you come crawling out of when people like me have money!
Winston: You mean "woodwork"? What’s “woodward”?!
Nick: Wood! Ward! Wood! Ward! That's where people like you come crawling out of when people like me have money!
by Ry-Guy January 26, 2021
Get the Woodward mug.A very prestigious and rich-ass old money private school in Atlanta, GA, founded in 1900 and costing $25K+ a year located in the middle of ghetto-ass College Park, GA where many rappers and gangs still trap (2 Chainz, Young Joc, Ludacris, Outkast, Cee-Lo, etc.). Many of the white kids that attend Woodward feel a false perception that they are in fact "ghetto" and "hood rich" because they often ride the MARTA subway train to school everyday.
That white girl Chloe from Woodward Academy started crying on MARTA again because she only got a 1470 on her SAT. Her parents gonna beat dat ass.
by ATL goon May 27, 2019
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The amount of white trash (tatted up, wife beater/chain wallet wearin' ass crack showin') that attends said event is amazing, it actually rivals Sturgis Motorcycle Rally for sheer ignorance levels achieved...
The amount of white trash (tatted up, wife beater/chain wallet wearin' ass crack showin') that attends said event is amazing, it actually rivals Sturgis Motorcycle Rally for sheer ignorance levels achieved...
This scene unfolds all day every day for an entire week of the Woodward Dream Cruise...
WT dude #1: Hey! that's a '67 mustang (wipes beer off of his porno stash).
WT dude #2 (can be substituted w/ a WT girl): Yup! (spits on the ground).
WT dude #1: Hey! that's a '67 mustang (wipes beer off of his porno stash).
WT dude #2 (can be substituted w/ a WT girl): Yup! (spits on the ground).
by not white trash August 22, 2011
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