Wonton 

A paradox of extreme and unlikely coinciding charachteristics.

"Wow, that jew has red hair, wears shades indoors, and rides a hog, what a wonton!"

Wonton by Jon Hsiehtraub April 20, 2003

wonton 

used as a positive descriptor, similar to the slang uses of the words "dope", "fresh", "sick", or "awesomesauce", particularly, though not exclusively, in reference to music or music events

1. Man, that show last night was wonton

2. Yo, that new remix is wonton

3. That new Wu-Tang Clan album is mad wonton, son

wonton by rule4080 August 19, 2012

Wonton 

A very cool person. Especially one who has specific skills far above those of his peers.

That wonton guy is AMAZING at CS.

Wonton by James "Pool Shark" Lebido February 10, 2003

wonton 

Wonton, slang for police commonly used by cats on East Capitol.

Yo nigga, stash the yay its Wonton.

wonton by ThugJames August 1, 2005

Wonton 

The act or process of being gheyed by a jew.

Damn I got wonton'd!

Wonton by Levi's Lover February 10, 2003

wonton 

Wonton refers to a fraile asian boy heavily involved in incest.

Wonton mom suck his dick.

wonton by Uncle S. November 15, 2004

wonton 

the sweetest and most loveable person there is

damn, wonton is so sweet.

wonton by Wplayshado June 18, 2021