funkle wits

A piece of shit douchebag.

He is always messing up...what a funkle wits.

by Justjme August 4, 2017

Battle of the Wits

Used in many improv clubs worldwide to reference an improv topic that takes superior creative thinking and talent to pull off, not a topic like "underwear on your head".

John: Progressive parenting, battle of the wits.
Noah: This is a tough one guys can we do it?
Justin: (pees pants)

by Wayne Bradie December 30, 2011

be's wits

to be with someone; hook up.

I got be's wits from that female last nite

by fatbox November 28, 2005

My Wits Are Flowing

This is a phrase used to excuse something stupid you said or something rude that you did not intend to be rude.

A friend: wait why did you say that?!?
You: My wits are flowing today. *shrugs*
A friend: ah okay you good then.

by Whateverig7 June 9, 2019

Urgh, the Wits bus!

Feelings of severe disappointment or heartbreak

Skye failed his exam. Urgh, the Wits bus!

I have to study, urgh the wits bus!

by Queer Einstein October 16, 2019

Shity wits

A person that knows a goodbit about shit and shit related topics. (Such as all political subjects)

Fujo: Did you hear about Obama?
Dymar: Yeah, he's the shit ,yo!
Fujo: You got some Shity wits to know about that.

by Word Master 34 February 12, 2010

motha wits

you don't have your mother with you. You are on your own.
It'allso called mother wits.

Billy has motha wits. He can sirvive on his on.

by Goldrocket4321 July 31, 2006