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Wilson's law

An internet law.

States that if a person makes a sweeping generalization and attempts to back it up with Science, especially science taken completely out of context, that person loses at life.
I'm picturing Flip Wilson, as Geraldine, saying "Darwin made me do it!" instead of "The Devil made me do it!"
by Omnicrom August 1, 2005
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Wilson's Sister

Hottest girl in the world Belongs to H.H.
by Wilson sister lover September 14, 2020
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Whitlow's on Wilson

Terrible bar in the Clarendon neighborhood of Arlington, VA that has somehow become the focal point of all social life in the county.

It's on Wilson Boulevard.
Yes! There's an irish jam band playing at Whitlow's on Wilson tonight! I am SO ready to wait 15 minutes for a beer.
by arlingtonlifer September 26, 2007
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Wilson Special

The art of taking 5 shots of vodka, bacardi(anything), or rum in the span of 5 minutes. Usually done between a group of 5 close friends, 4 close friends and a hot ass girl, or 1 guy and 4 girls ( this is called a good night). No matter what happens that night dont hook up with a friends cousin visitng for the weekend.
We did the wilson special at 10 and by 10:05 we were crunk and then by 11 I was gone.

I did the wilson special and then me and 4 hot ass girls all took our close off and then I donkey punched each and everyone of then twice... and once the next morning
by Adam B-man November 3, 2005
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Russell Wilson special

When a quarterback throws a devastating interception in the end zone. Named after Russell Wilson’s turnovers in the red zone, most notably Russell Wilson’s interception in Super Bowl 49.
by GeneParmesanPE December 23, 2021
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Wilson Suburban Legend

A very tall tale, sometimes (but not always) based on a tiny shred of truthful information, which is spread like wildfire and continuously embellished along the way, throughout the Wilson School District in West Lawn, PA. Wilson Suburban Legends (WSLs) are the apex predators of local fake news.
"Did you sign the petition to stop the from starting school 2 weeks earlier on Change.org?"
"Of course not! I know a Wilson Suburban Legend when I see it!" fake news
by shadow warrior 610 February 16, 2017
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