wenus

Wenus - (n), skin residing on, or around one's elbow.
Many sub-genres of wenus exist, such as
Coarse Wenus- Seemingly inhumane, rough and quite unenjoyable wenus. Treatment includes Weenax, a prescribed ointment which helps in the case of the said wenus.
Soggy Wenus- Quite rare, however has been discovered in areas of high rainfall around the tropics, mainly present with people in tribes.
A wenus can also be a form of sexual pleasure/fetish, as it can be pulled and stimulated/rubbed in ways which rival a man's wanking habits. It is also considered a delicacy in some cultures, which is frowned upon by the UN.

"Fuck me, I've never wanted your wenus inside of me so much before!!!"

"Darn you, you have a coarse-arse bitch of a wenus."

"I've never seen anything like it... this wenus is... amazing." *Bites large chunk of steamed wenus off*

by angry piece of shit October 02, 2009

Wenus

Wenus

Wenus….

Wenus 1: wenus

Wenus 2: Wenus Wenus wenus.

Wenus Wenus Wenus…

Wenus 3: shut the fuck up susan.

Wenus 1 and 2 : ☹️☹️☹️☹️🙄🙄🙄😭😭😭

by Scream and fredrick December 22, 2021

wenus

a cross between weiner and anus

Bill is a wenus

by Tony November 15, 2003

wenus

A word used to discribe your awsome level

omg your so wenus!
that toy is so cool its wenus!
Gimmie your lunch money, cuz im wenus.

by Figgelbottom August 20, 2006

wenus

wenus comes from the term, willy and anus. but mainly used to describe someone with a very small willy.

your such a wenus, grow a wenus, my wenus is sore

by Mike April 13, 2004

Wenus

A holy dude with a bullet-proof golf cart, a sexy face and a fancy hat

Da pope is da bawwwss (wenus)

by Amelia D November 15, 2012

wenus

The proper slang term for a man's genitals.

He thinks he has such a large wenus, but it did not do the job.

by TammyPB July 13, 2008