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Haw, well shit

To express disappointment when something goes wrong.
Me: I’m downloading that cool new game today!
Random dude: Its not out yet…
Me: Seriously? Haw, well shit.
by rtl1984 July 28, 2022
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well then shit

The realization of a fatal error after numerous attempts at solving a problem have been exhausted. Whereas all solutions were well planned, none of them worked. Sometimes used in contraction form: “well’n shit!!”
(Handyman): “We’ve tried six times now to get this toilet unclogged, and nothing seems to work.”
(Toilet Owner): “Well then shit!!”
(Handyman): “I could do that if the toilet actually worked...”
by danktle September 6, 2020
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well done shit

Unironic non-fetish art of your favorite male character crossdressing.
“I just drew some art of Ichigo Kurosaki wearing a cute-ass 2000s outfit I saw on Pinterest. Damn, that’s some well done shit.”
by Cattenbleegh June 1, 2024
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shit-well

It is used when a person online or in-person says something stupid and/or idiotic and creates a chain of people hating on the original commenter for their terrible comment. Most of the times the original commenter deletes their comment due to the hate. (Shit-well refers to a 'water-well' (the comments) getting infested with shit comments.
YouTube video: "Tips and Tricks on how to Speed up Game Performance"
Commenter: "You said this would help me?!?! My intel i2 still doesn't work at GTA V!!!"
Replies to commenter: "Geez, maybe upgrade you're CPU?"

"Do you even have a GPU?!?!"

"Did this person graduate high school?"

"Thanks 'commenter' for creating a shit-well...
by Metalikz June 30, 2021
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Well Fuck Your Shit

An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro of a guy in a striped outfit is used.
Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe!

Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!
by Nunuv Yabizness March 22, 2011
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Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister

An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.
A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?
by DarkLite January 19, 2007
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well, no shit

A response similar to 'how interesting' or 'I didn't know that'.
Ex. Person 1- "did you know that there are over a thousand different species of fish?" Person 2- "well, no shit!"
by the dirty bastard May 27, 2009
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