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Harvey Weinerstain

A glob of white goo ejaculated by Harvey Weinstein and proudly displayed on the clothing, chin, or running down the legs of, an auditioning actress in Hollywood.
She can't act her way out of a subway car, but her ticket to stardom was her big ole Harvey Weinerstain.
by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017
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dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation
Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!
by plugDrew October 3, 2019
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weines

A group of very white girls who spontaneously drink abundant amounts of kung fu tea and think they know a fancy word for elbow.
Nice weines.
by Weines January 30, 2017
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weinerschmack

The act of forcefully slapping a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged with blood.
Until I reached my mid forties I didn't have a problem getting an erection with my usual wanking technique. These days I'm such a limpdick, I need to weinerschmack my cankerous old cock in order to produce an erection.
by BunSeam September 11, 2007
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Wetness

Disambiguation: owning her wetness

When a man is trying to impress strangers on the internet because his wife doesn’t give him the validation he desperately seeks, he often resorts to telling women (especially on twitter) that he owns their wetness (plural) or owns her wetness (singular).

Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.

This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
Owning (her) wetness on the internet saved my marriage.

A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.

Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.

Woman on twitter:
Man on twitter: I own your wetness
Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass

One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.

Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.

Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.

Him: I want to own your wetness.
His wife: You do, honey.
Him: Not you.
by Mrs. Steve Buscemi October 30, 2019
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own her wetness

When a man is trying to impress strangers on the internet because his wife doesn’t give him the validation he desperately seeks, he often resorts to telling women (especially on twitter) that he owns their wetness (plural) or owns her wetness (singular).

Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.

This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
Owning (her) wetness on the internet saved my marriage.

A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.

Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.

Woman on twitter:

Man on twitter: I own your wetness

Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass

One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.

Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.

Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.

Him: I want to own your wetness.

His wife: You do, honey.

Him: Not you.
by Mrs. Steve Buscemi October 30, 2019
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weinersnitzel

When a woman puts boiling water on a German mans wiener and then applies mustard and sauerkraut and digs in. Every bite she takes the man yells "OPA!!!"
woman-"oh Adolf i just wanna weinersnitzel you for din-din!"
man-"yipee-kay-yay mofo!"
by Caravan July 4, 2012
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