Weiner Wearer

A male who looks young and also immature with a large penis.

The guy I hooked up with was a weiner wearer.
You are no man, you are a weiner wearer.
I want a man! Not a weiner wearer!

by Tmandaddy February 25, 2022

Scarf-wearer

From unnecessary scarf wearer. This is a person of western background, usually Caucasian, found in Cairo, Egypt. Not all westerners in Cairo are scarf-wearers: scarf-wearers are people who work for NGOs or similar, and are studying Arabic. The term stems from their ubiquitous habit of draping at least one scarf bought from Khan el Khalili, the old market, around themselves in an effort to appear "ethnic" and in their fervour to kowtow to what they believe are Egyptian norms. In reality, they end up dressed more modestly than the weather or the culture necessitates. Female scarf-wearers will also love long flowing skirts and dresses with no particular shape, birkenstocks or leather Jesus sandals, stringy jewellery, and will wear no makeup. Their hair will also be uncared for. Inevitably they will have a massive bag with them made of hemp or bedouin cloth. Male scarf-wearers will have ill-fitting trousers also made of hemp, scraggly t-shirts or "ethnic" shirts bought from Khan el Khalili, and the most radical practitioners may have a Palestinian kuffiya draped around their necks. They will have longish unkempt hair and beards. All of these people will have an Arabic textbook on their person.
Scarf-wearers will divide their time between "real" parts of Cairo, looking around and doing good works and buying ironic things, Dahab, where they will smoke up on cushions by the Red Sea, and going to nice bars and parties in Cairo with Egyptian guys who want to have sex with them. Whenever possible they will eat Egyptian street food, really courting disaster. After around a year spent in Egypt, they usually return to wearing the appropriate amount of scarves and real trousers and doing something with their hair.

Girl: Have you met your new American co-worker yet?
NGO chick: Yeah, she eats foul and taamiya every day. I haven't seen her arms yet even though it is August. She's a hardcore scarf-wearer.

by forsoothsayer January 1, 2009

Thong Wearer

The act and passion related to wearing a thong.

Rori is in love with thongs and can't resist wearing them, thus making her a thong wearer.

by Rori July 16, 2006

Tin Foil Hat Wearer

usually denoting some one as crazy. In later years to describe some one who usually believes everything is a conspiracy or illusion. Brought on by a belief that there is a invisible, intangible, army of Liberal Jew Communist, trying to control their mind with RF signals. So as a means of "defense" against the unreal onslaught against the LJCPMCM (Liberal Jew Communist Propaganda Mind Control Machine or media) they start covering their head with Tin Foil. Made famous by Mel Gibson, though mostly worn by the staff of the Fox News network.

Guy One: OMG, that guy must be out of his mind!

Guy two: Yeah, that is Bill O'Reilly for you, he is a total TIN FOIL HAT WEARER.

by god wears a tin foil hat August 14, 2008

thong wearer

A person who wears thongs

Angus is a thong wearer at night

by AngyChiny July 9, 2006

blouse wearer

A guy who is 90% woman.

Lindsey, you're such a friggin blouse wearer!

by Fablo September 8, 2005

sensible shoe wearer

British euphanism for women who prefer women, i.e. lesbians

Jack: "Have you met Mavis in accounts, shes a bit butch"
Jill: ""Mavis oh yes, she's definatly a sensible shoe wearer"!

by Stevie.S February 8, 2008