by Keep👀Me May 05, 2018

by SkadialForeheadMan November 21, 2021

by Daddy as fuck🍆🍆 November 08, 2018

"The TV was watching me" means I fell asleep in front of the television. It sounds like I am paranoid or geeked, but no, nah brah, I wasn't watching the TV; it was watching me.
I had a long day at work, I ate a pizza n fell out on the couch whilst watching TV. Yea man, the TV was watching me.
by Kozak Khan June 26, 2016

Me, home alone at midnight: I can hear her breathing. I can sense she’s near. I see shadows and think it’s her. I think I can smell her too. It’s disgusting, like rotting flesh. Help. She’s watching me.
by HorizonTheSandWing/RainWing January 05, 2019

by McLovin and TBAG March 18, 2009

A: Man, that shorty right there is fine. Do you think you can get with her?
B: Hell yeah man. Watch me do me!
B: Hell yeah man. Watch me do me!
by Frodo Man-well February 28, 2009
