jesus walks

A term used to signify that something has gone well, often in a case where a lucky turn of events has gone in your favour.

Person 1: "Shit, I got in to a car accident today, but the person I hit was a hot chick and I ended up railing her"
Person 2: "Holy shit, Jesus walks"

by Teeth September 10, 2004

anything that walks

Describes, literally, any person or animal that can ambulate using legs or related appendages. Generally though it is used as the epitome of low standards in the selection of a mate of the opposite sex.

We all knew Ray would fuck anything that walks and swore by the saying pussy ain't got no face. But he outdid even himself when he was arrested for sneaking into Sea World with intent to engage in intercourse with the female dolphins.

by Nick D August 18, 2004

Jesus Walks

A song by Kanye West. Also a dance created by Kanye West while performing the song on stage at a concert.

1. "Jesus Walks" is a good song

2. Look at that dude on the dancefloor! He's bustin' out the Jesus Walks!

by DJHill August 24, 2004

Ministry of Silly Walks

A branch of the British government, run by John Cleese, that publishes ways to walk that make you look like an idiot.

I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.

lt's not particularly silly, is it(Referring to Mr. Pudey's walk)? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.

Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. While the Israelis... here's the coffee.

by Alex Linden May 11, 2004

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

When business needs to get done, talk all you want, but cash money is what makes things happen.

Need to get some girls up to your room at the hotel, the door"man" will c-block you and all your bullshit. A 20 spot will make both of your nights more enjoyable.

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks, pay the price, or walk it twice.

by Rob!! January 8, 2010

It squeaks when he walks

A cheap person. Someone who is tight with their money. Tightwad.

He's so tight, it squeaks when he walks.

by Angel of Mine August 31, 2011

All Walks of Life

Used by middle/upper class white folk to refer to a group of people outside of their social and economic status. Not necessarily a derogatory phrase, but often leveraged to invoke politeness or intentional ambiguity around the individuals to which they are referring.

Me: "What kind of people typically buy the Cadillac Escalade."
Cadillac Salesperson: "We get customers from all walks of life."

by narcszm November 28, 2011