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by itsmebitches1 March 21, 2011
Get the The Visal Challenge mug.A small farm town that treasures its fertile land and women. Currently has one of the highest teenage pregnancy rates in the nation and air quality that makes LA seem clean. Its inhabitants’ offspring typically get educated at schools that battle over cow hides and drink in abandon fields, typically close to ditches. Visalians are classified as those who leave or those who stay. Those that leave can be found in random of places through out the world.
by Mr. Pelota October 13, 2005
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My best friend is such a visala.
by dkljfqpoeifjdaslkjpewoiqfdjkla March 7, 2009
Get the visala mug.One of the best cities to live in. Where teen preganancy rates are the highest, Meth labs can be found in most neighborhoods, and most of the male adults are habitual marijuana smokers. These habbits are regularly passed down to the children. A city whose finest highschools compete for cow skins, and pass the time cruising Mooney while smoking a joint. The suck, once you leave, you will come back. A place where your wildest dreams will not come true, however, your wildest dreams will keep you happy enough to love Visalia to the end.
Where are you from?
-im from Visalia motherfucker
WHere is that?
-if you dont know, then you dont need to know
-im from Visalia motherfucker
WHere is that?
-if you dont know, then you dont need to know
by B-Rad L April 20, 2006
Get the Visalia mug.An adjective (sometime noun) used to describe an almost unattainable level of virtuosity and skill. Usually a natural God-given gift.
That performance was totally vesal.
You got some serious vesal pumping through you man!
One day you'll become vesal
You got some serious vesal pumping through you man!
One day you'll become vesal
by The One with the Power. September 3, 2006
Get the vesal mug.the incorrect spelling of voila in French, what means ' here it is'. cos some dumb ass people think they can get away by trying to get away by spelling it the English way.
by oxfhan June 2, 2013
Get the vuala mug.The most glorious of all farm towns in the central valley of California. Also one of the most polluted areas in the nation. The summers are too hot and the winters are too cold. But hey...its home!
by zainos September 27, 2005
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