_Vortexbeans

the name of a discord account

gamingwithnicholas: @_Vortexbeans @_Vortexbeans
_Vortexbeans: WHAT?
gamingwithnicholas: wanna play fn?
_Vortexbeans: sure

by ushgshgfsjfdishlwfhkffjnwjakng October 23, 2023

vortexas

a slang term for Texas, coined by locals who try and articulate what it means to both love and hate the world in which they live.

My father has lived here his entire life, he's never escaped the vortexas.

by Mick Fly July 20, 2006

Vortexting

noun

• an overly-dramatic text message designed with the sole purpose of dragging uninvolved individuals helplessly into a inescapable vortex of emotion and angst.

verb (trans.)

• the act of sending text messages out to friends to recruit further unnecessary drama for your side of a negative situation.

person #1: "Ross keeps vortexting me about how Karen walked out on him last night, when he KNOWS that we've never even met."

person #2: "Shoot girl, you know he's just tryin' to get you involved in that personal trash he has going for himself every week. You better ignore it."

by Drubixcube June 30, 2009

vortexas

when you're stuck in Texas and can't leave the state.

I'd love to visit Chicago sometime, but right now I'm stuck in a vortexas.

by Gskala01 May 18, 2011

VortexGamez

A small youtuber and streamer who uploads shorts and vids alot he is really funny and wierd but cool and chill i think hes almost as cool as Skeredy

Skeredy is better than VortexGamez

by StupidlyHandsomeAF69 February 25, 2022

Vortexing

When you just can't stop listening to a song, album, or artist for hours or days on end because the connection you have to it is all too real

Dudte, I've been vortexing Say Anything's discography for 3 days; OMG it's so f***ing good!

by Van der Bisch June 8, 2015

Vortexing

Masterbation via putting your willy inside of a full washing machine until you blow your load

Oh my god john mate I had the dirtiest vortexing session over the weekend just gone

by Hypo420 January 30, 2022