A verizon guy

-The process of ejaculating into someone's ear, and then asking if they can hear you now.

"My girlfriend is deaf because i showed her A verizon guy."

by luke Finn July 7, 2008

Verizon Droid

The best phone ever in the entire world! Released November 6th, 2009 in the United States and is the result of Motorola, Google and Verizon having a baby. This God of a phone has virtual and physical qwerty keyboards, runs Android 2.0, Google Maps, an AWESOME navigation system, sick web browser, 5mp camera with duel led flash, ability to update mutliple apps at the same time and just about anything that phone can possibly have. Made popular by iDont ads, criticizing the iPhone, which given the features and the fact that its on the best network in the US, it definitely gives the iPhone a run for its money. BUY THIS PHONE!

Speaker 1: whoa dude! you have the sickest phone i think i've ever seen. and it updates soo quickly!
Speaker 2: yes! its the Verizon Droid - the greatest phone ever!

by droido November 6, 2009

verizon

A large corporation that grossly overcharges you without warning, only for you to find out on the next monthly bill. When you try to call to fix it you are, of course, forwarded to "John in customer service" who is really Akhmed in India.

*with heavy Indian accent* "Hello, this is John from Verizon customer service taking your call. How may I help you?"

"(profanity)..."

by Mike149 May 12, 2007

the verizon

The Verizon is when a male is receiving oral pleasure and pulls out right before he ejaculates puts his penis to the the ear of the one who was giving head and comes in their ear while saying can you hear me now.

Last night my girlfriend let me do The Verizon.

by Sideshow Jumbo January 24, 2016

verizon wireless

Whilst approaching orgasm, the male will pull out, then splooge in the ear orifice of the female, simultaneously chanting, "Can you here me now bitch? Can you hear me now?"

Chad Sexton: I gave my girlfriend the verizon wireless last night. Honestly, it was the only service she could afford from me after being such a bitch last thursday!

by 69AllTheTime January 4, 2009

Verizon

A place where you buy phones, tablets, iPads etc they sell Android, Apple, Samsung. Some people say they sell the best electronics

William: Yo bro I just bought a new iPhone from Verizon!
John: Cool what version?
William: IPhone 12.

by Reversed March 30, 2022

Verizon Prepay

A phone service for dumbass poor people that would rather overpay for no features instead of getting a similar service for half the price. Users have no idea how to add airtime, so God forbid you work in a retail store that sells minutes because you will have to perform this simple task all day. And on a side note, just because you have Verizon and 23 cents of airtime, your credit score is still a 450.

Look at this dumbass walking with his pants sagging and Lil Wayne blaring from his phone. Must have Verizon Prepay.

by MileHighPilot August 18, 2010