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Jefferson Von Gutenberg

A nickel bag that was lost near the cemetery with the escalators.
Oh no, i threw Jefferson Von gutenberg under the car when the cops came.
by DJPyro December 20, 2009
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mia von glitz

A Mia Von Glitz is a sexy beast of a woman who takes no shit and kicks ass. She is strong, empowered, and will rock your face off.
Man, did you see that? She totally Mia Von Glitzed you!
I wish my girl was a Mia Von Glitz.
by BellaBoo November 18, 2013
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Orange von Gropenpussy

Person 1: Orange von Gropenpussy? Who's that?
Person 2: Donald Trump, you fucking idiot.
by DiamondGriefingMC April 23, 2018
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Ontavis De'von Grant

Awesome:)
A Gentleman that know how to treat a lady
Ontavis De'von Grant
by Billy Bob Blue green November 19, 2011
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von guten

When someone blue darts and a partner licks the hole to ensure safety or induce sexual pleasure. More often performed as a sexual act.
I tried to von guten her but she wasn't able to produce sufficient power to get a satisfactory blue dart.
by PessimisticBhole May 19, 2020
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Von Gold

A person who makes people “uh uh” at every show they dj. Von gold is a successful dj/producer despite the distraction of being a magnet for crazy betches, but loves it.

Von Gold has many talents from cooking culinary masterpieces to doing large audience laser light shows, but is mostly famous for pleasuring lucky woman. Von Gold is a legend, a mystery, and some believe Von Gold is a unicorn.
Von Gold only drinks quality tequila.
The finest music selection is artistically performed by the legendary Von Gold.
by MVG42069 November 22, 2021
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Von Grumo

(noun | slang, proper noun)

A wildly rich Filipino baddie known for his unapologetic flair, luxurious lifestyle, and chaotic blend of academic obsession and recreational indulgence. Von Grumo is a paradox: He loves school and indulges in substances, all with a devil-may-care attitude and designer shades. Known to inspire fear and fascination, one is advised not to PMO, or risk sleepless nights filled with existential dread and unpaid debts.
“Bro pulled a total Von Grumo—aced the chem test, vanished for 3 days, and came back with a fur coat and six people owing him money.”
by Rubenzhal May 14, 2025
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