Voldemort

YOU DARE SAY HIS NAME!?!?!?

'you mean...Voldemort?'

:ooo

by teenagedirtbaag August 11, 2012

Voldemort

Voldemort
verb
1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.

2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.

"Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian.

"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em

by Harry Plaugher October 22, 2009

Voldemort

After a bad breakup, a person's ex 'who shall not be named'.

Dude, bro. I saw Voldemort at the club last night and she was grinding on all these dudes.

by HLAUSF February 17, 2015

Voldemort

A.K.A. The Dark Lord, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, You-Know-Who, Tom Marvello Riddle.

A kinda evil guy that used to be fit but now is all weird and skeleton-y and has no nose.

Wow, I bet Voldemort would have looked great about 50 years ago when he had a nose.

by Ali24601 March 2, 2011

Voldemort

A masochistic maniac who resorts to killing people in order to accomplish his task of finding immortality. His twin brother appears in Pan's Labrynth as the weird dude who eats kids. These two are from a pretty fucking messed up family.

Homo sapien 1: Voldemort is a really nasty piece of work.
Homo sapien 2: Wait until you see his brother.

by JKTrolling October 27, 2011

voldemort

A.K.A. Tom Marvolo Riddle

Sociopath of the Harry Potter who used to be hot before he went all skeletor.

Voldemort is one evil son of bitch

by Christine F. October 11, 2007

Voldemort

of the tall pale and handsome variety, notorious gang-leader out of lil' hangleton, born "tom riddle." packing a 13 and half incher, yew wood, phoenix core. gang sign the serpent and skull. will not hesitate to bust a cap.

is Lord Voldemort gonna have to choke a bitch?

by Bassanio April 14, 2006