Vocaticide

The deliberate and systematic extermination of people based on their job or vocation.

A: God I hate waiters so much, I think they're completely unnecessary. I want to commit vocaticide.
B: Who hurt you?

by Bobbert39 December 4, 2022

vodcast

Similar to a podcast, a vodcast is video watchable on iTunes and ipod. A vodcast is not just audible, but also visual.

I have the latest LOST vodcast sent straight to my ipod.

by Nikkos April 1, 2007

Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School

A school where every kid is either extremely right-wing or they're in the medical shop, if you don't share the same general opinions as other kids in your shop then congrats you're getting bullied. If you find a teacher who isn't sick of the students then they're probably sick of the shitty faculty members who can't communicate with anyone on anything unless it's in the form of either a poorly made pdf file or getting everyone in one room to talk for way too long.

Person 1: The name "Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School" is honestly way too long

Person 2: bro just call it "Tri"

by TabsTheGreat January 10, 2021

Vacasturbation

A vacation in which all you do is masturbate.

Joe:"Hey where's Frank I havn't seen him in the Office?"
Scott: "Hes on his Vacasturbation , won't be back for 2 weeks."
Joe: "Woah I hope he brought enough lube!"
Scott: "Three boxes worth actually."

by Jarredshere February 27, 2011

Vacasturbation

Spending intermittent hours/weeks/months on-line at work and at home to figure out where the next awesome place to escape to is, to get away from all this fucking bullshit.

The only thing I can afford right now is a vacasturbation.

If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck playing with my kids.

If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck talking to my partner/spouse/husband/wife/kids/friend/family-relation/other.

We'll start the meeting as soon as I'm done with my vacasturbation. And don't repeat that.

by Lunch Mouth December 2, 2011

vocatively

relating to, characteristic of , used in calling (adv.)

The word is used vocatively.

by Hans-Joachim Baumann May 13, 2005

Vocatus

Basically some dude from probably England started a religion on getting absolutely shitfaced and changed his name to Vocatus... As you do.

Should I get hammered tonight to impress Vocatus?

by Unknown potentially November 25, 2021