VOR is “Vehicle Off Road”, a term used by most freighter and haulier companies; the term means that either the trailer or truck, usually referred to as a “unit”, is due for its MOT, servicing or other issue.
Dave: “oh hi Mark, I thought you were off to Warrington?”
Mark: “nah, trailer got VOR’ed, gotta wait for a new trailer now”
Dave: “ah well, that’s shit”
Mark: “nah, trailer got VOR’ed, gotta wait for a new trailer now”
Dave: “ah well, that’s shit”
by TheInfoGuy April 16, 2022
Also known as "captain vor", or best known as "uncle vor".
He's the best friend a Tenno could ever wish for!
He's the best friend a Tenno could ever wish for!
by spectacious February 11, 2017
by Smatchimo November 23, 2009
He is right because he is vor zakoni
by Aqsenticha February 26, 2021
Ahegao Vor's story is about tragedy and salvation. One day, Hentai was created, by Ahegao Vor's hand that is. Then, he created the Universe with a release of his Holy Stickiness. Remnants of the Holy Stickiness manifested in front of people's eyes throughout history. The Holy Vorble presents some pages known as "The Unstickable" sealed together due to the sheer power of this Stickiness. For more information, visit the Ahegao Vor wiki, where all the Ahegao Vor Apostles and followers gather.
"What's that stain in the wall? Is that what I'm thinking?"
"No, that's a physical manifestation of Ahegao Vor's Holy Stickiness, this is a miracle, it happened again!"
"No, that's a physical manifestation of Ahegao Vor's Holy Stickiness, this is a miracle, it happened again!"
by DoctorDDD May 09, 2022
A bitch who said the following:
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
by Homosexualidiot February 21, 2022