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Vlasic Classic

When you're doing anal with your partner, then go soft to pee in their butt. You let your junk marinate in piss (like a cucumber turning into a pickle), then once you pull out, you drink the pickle juice.
"Dude, did you hear? Randy gave Kurt the ol' Vlasic Classic last night!"
"Nice."
by anongonwild November 9, 2017
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vlasicate

1. Verb- to accidentally impregnate someone.

2. Verb- when two people have sex and accidental impregnation occurs.

3. Noun- the product of a vlasication; the offspring that resulted from a vlasication.
-Dude, I was going down on her when the condom broke and I vlasicated her.

-Last night there was a small mishap and we vlasicated... uh-oh..

-We never told our son that he was a vlasicate from crazy restaurant sex.
by tastyCrunch July 5, 2009
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Classic Vlasic

A term that refers to a reoccurring dick appointment. Much like a vlasic pickle, it is tried and true.
“Yeah idk I think I might hit up the classic vlasic
“Things didn’t go well with Daniel, time to hit up the classic vlasic”
by Pabalo escasbar January 3, 2025
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