visiting grandma

to have sex. from the movie sex drive

dude last night i visited grandma. twice

older brother:when are you be visiting grandma, cuz if you don't do it soon i'm telling everyone ur a homo

by gurlhitter December 18, 2008

visiting Doc Swenson

euphemism for (usually male) masturbation

you'll go blind if ya keep visiting doc swenson

by stankfingas February 5, 2010

Vising

To revise content that you've never seen before. Used to describe your approach to revision when you have not attended lectures for a subject, nor read the corresponding notes.

"Hey Dave, what are you up to this weekend?" " I'm still vising for my chemistry exam."

by Potassium Procrastinate November 1, 2017

Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland

Chick code for, "I have my period". Used in mixed company so as not to gross out any male innocents.

Girl 1: Hey, Shauna -- are you going to wear your freak at the show tonight?"

Girl 2: Nope, can't do it. My Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland."

by toniwithaneye November 26, 2006

vasting

Where you eat as much as you can, all day long. Opposite of fasting.

dude 1: I'm trying to gain weight man.
dude 2: me too, we should start vasting.

by mc_heindel June 16, 2011

Vitting

Vitting is a term used to describe someone who generally doesn't care anymore. They can be found wearing a flannel with sweatpants and timbs leaving a question as to why they wore a flannel.They will also have likely not shaved in a week and will ignore everyone.

James-Hey Tim you don't seem to be motivated anymore.
Tim-That's because I'm Vitting this week you fucking dumbass.

by ProjectNeill November 11, 2013

Visiting Carlsbad Cavern

Having intercourse with a woman who has a large cavernous vagina.

Hey bro I just got done visiting Carlsbad Cavern this morning! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by Drockatron2000 August 23, 2019