Poke (virtually)

To poke some one virtually means that you push a button on a website that says "poke". Often you would be able to poke other people.

The "poke" button is a very annoying and stupid application that can (and will) drive people crazy.

Poke (virtually)
Emil pokes Andrea because Emil thinks he is cool. Andrea pokes Emil back.
For every time Emil pokes Andrea, Andrea gets more and more pissed.

At some point Andrea will rage and poke even more. Finally Emil will get so pissed he pokes Andrea for real in both her eyes so she cant see the "poke" button anymore.

by CELSDK October 5, 2011

Virtually Awkward

Socially Awkward but in the virtual space

"The audio kept cutting in and out during the Zoom call and I had to keep repeating what I was saying. It was so virtually awkward."

by Unprofessional Linguist April 3, 2020

Virality

The degree to which a piece of internet content has been or might be shared in a short amount of time. First coined by CollegeHumor co-founder Ricky Van Veen.

Research into influence and virality suggest that finding swayable audiences is far more important when it comes to spreading information than the apparent influence quotient of the person passing it on.

by quaar December 1, 2010

virtually dry humping

When you and a buddy "poke" each other back and forth long enough on Facebook, you get hot for each other.

Jack: pokes Jill
Jill: pokes back
Jack: pokes back
Jill: pokes back
...
Jack is virtually dry humping Jill.

by VirtualDryHumper November 14, 2011

Virtually Yours

I belong to you for as long as you need me to

I have the job. Technically, I'm virtually yours already. Now you just need to make me an offer

by VirtuallyYoursGP October 27, 2016

Virtually All

When something is essentially true in totality. Generally within the range of 96-99%.

Only a couple of birds can’t fly, meaning virtually all birds have the gift of flight.

by Jamie Griffin February 18, 2020

vitality

A word that describes one's growth, build up of energy, or in sexual reference, build up of white cream in your hot shaft.

Guy: What are you doing?
Girl: I'm feeling your vitality.
Guy: =)

by sp4zn May 8, 2006