My mother. No, she wasn't white either, plus she was all wrinkly and shit by the time I was 30. Stupid Renaissance painters, always making her look like a teenager...for My Dad's sake, she was like 48 at the time. You were lucky to live to My age in the early A.D. years. Take a look at the paintings of Caravaggio for a more accurate depiction, minus the fact that he painted us all white.
There is more about the Virgin Mary in the Qu'ran than there is in the Bible itself.
by Black Jesus March 29, 2005
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by Godfather 1987 August 18, 2008
Not really a virgin at all. Mary and Joseph were dry humping and a little got on her cooter.... BAM! Then you have little tiny baby Jesus....
by 4035 January 17, 2008
You find a hot ass virgin that knows shes fine and wont give it up. Knock her ass out with a brick to the head, make sure shes out cold, but dont kill her, then dog that chick without a rubber. Hit it like three times or so to make sure to get her ass pregnant. Clean her ass up so that she dont know what happened when she wakes up. Then bring her back to her house n tell her rents or roommates that she passed the fuck out. 9 months later a kid pops out
by C-Roi November 18, 2007