he/shes an anal virgin
by skrecko May 27, 2019
A far more fearsome version of the original boogeyman, one so fierce even the original boogeyman himself fears this one. The anal-virginity boogeyman comes in the night to rob anal virginity from those who possess it. But be warned, anal sex fans, for if the boogeyman finds you have no anal virginity, he's still going to get you up the butt anyway.
Son: Mom, where'd my anal virginity go?
Mom: Sorry son, but the anal-virginity boogeyman came last night, and i was powerless to stop him.
Son: Gee, thanks a lot, Mom. :/
Mom: Sorry son, but the anal-virginity boogeyman came last night, and i was powerless to stop him.
Son: Gee, thanks a lot, Mom. :/
by Dark Lord of the Anus May 06, 2005
by thedewfreak January 05, 2012
by BigPapaDaLama August 19, 2023
A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019