The Vigilante

The best darn hodunk cheesy sheriff cowboi man in all of Pizza Tower.

Idiot: I LOVE Pizza Tower!
Genius: Yeah! Who's your favorite character?
Idiot: Well obviously Pep-
*Gunshot*
The Vigilante: Ho down, long cow bowhowjackolou.
Genius: Holy moly! It's The Vigilante! Im your biggest fan! Let's have gay sex!
The Vigilante: Bowhow joecowlown 😏😏😏

by Flameonoodle March 18, 2023

vigilante

Individual who decides to take the law into his or her own hands. Usually due to incompetence by autority or individuals who can't deal with the issue.

A vigilante decided to kill the leaders of two dangerous gangs so the neighborhood is safer for children.

by Brian April 13, 2005

vigilante

na na na na na BATMAN......

Basically, when law enforcement is doing a shit job beacuse....

A) There is to much crime

B) They are confined by the law in some way

C) They are corrupt

D) They are stupid and just don't care

Someone rises above all the bullshit and beats the ever living fuck out of the "bad guys" AKA criminals and yes this includes woman... I don't want to be sexist. I mean seriously? Haley Quinn anyone?

They rescue the victims, and disappear into the shadows. Like BATMAN!!!!! ;)

The new vigilante of malunaga city saves New Westford bank after attempted robbery. The police having arrived to the crime with all attackers knocked out and restrained. No causality's and no serious injury's thanks to our new hero ehhem vigilante!

by sora redhood September 22, 2018

Belmont Video Vigilante (B.V.V)

This low-life Michael Edward Wilson drives around Belmont, NC and surrounding areas, causing altercations and then video taping the reaction. He posts his videos on youtube MW77698 and tries so hard to make himself out to be the victim. He is a danger to society. He instigates dangerous situations and will even follow you to your destination. He enjoys stalking teenage girls and screaming vulgar words at them. He is known to carry a gun. Every police department, fire department and emergency service is aware of his dangerous actions and have even placed an alert on his address. If you find yourself in front of him or behind him on the road, you will more than likely see yourself on youtube that evening, regardless if you were doing anything wrong. This man is a danger to society and the public should be informed!

Tony: Hey man, I heard you had a run in with the "Belmont Video Vigilante (B.V.V)"
Mike: Yeah, he got behind me and started filming me as I drove.
Tony: I heard he lives on South Point Rd. in Belmont, NC?
Mike: Yeah, be careful driving around Gaston County, that's where he stalks. You can google him, all his information is public.

by People Against Michael Wilson April 25, 2013

Vigilanteclaus

Vigilanteclaus is the vigilante mall Santa that takes matters into his own hands. Stepdad touches you? Tell Vigilanteclaus, he'll take care of it. Payback is a bitch.

Girl to Vigilanteclaus: My Christmas wish is for my daddy to stop touching me.
Vigilanteclaus: *without a word* /HEADBUTT/ /SMASH/ *punches step-dad in the face*

by Sunblazer5 December 22, 2017

Left Lane Vigilante

The asshole who is driving the speed limit in the left lane creating a long line of cars behind them because they think they are going fast enough.

I was behind a left lane vigilante today so I tailgated her and kept my high beams on.

by FoxNewser July 23, 2008

Vigilante

An outlaw who punishes lawbreakers personally and illegally instead or relying on the inadequate law enforcers of society.
A vigilante could be either a robin hood-ish rescuer of the weak and destitute, a suspect-zero-ish killer of other killers, or a borderline insane killer of "bad people" (se7en).

They say Batman is nothing more than a vigilante. I say, what's so bad about that? Gotham's never felt so safe.

by D-Vo January 22, 2006