vesuviass

Having severe diarrhea with a large amount of gas that expels the near-liquid foamy fecal matter, much like the volcano that destroyed Pompeii.

"Dude, you've been in there a long time..."

"I'm going to be a while"

"It sounds like you broke the toilet"

"Yeah, carrots give me vesuviass"

by IAMCORNHOLIO October 19, 2012

vesuvius

A shit, having the consistency of toothpaste, that contains enough mass so as it stacks upon itself it will create a pile of shit in the toilet bowl that breaches the water level in the bowl. The pile of crap in the toilet will resemble a volcano. (Vesuvius is a famous volcano in Italy.)

I don't know what I ate for lunch, but by two o'clock I had dropped a vesuvius in stall # 2

by Lou_III September 27, 2006

Vesuvius

An adjective describing a person or thing that is explosive or has explosive tendencies. Useful in, but not limited to, describing sports stars, their skills, and their tempers.

When Reggie Bush gets the ball in his hands, he becomes absolutely vesuvius!

Oh my God! Marcus Thames hits another vesuvius home run!

John Rocker had one of the most vesuvius tempers in the last 10 years of Major League Baseball.

by AdamJamez June 11, 2008

Mount Vesuvius

The act and/or result of a man taking such a large shit that it ice-creams beyond the water level while simultaneously pushing against the ejaculatory gland in the rectum hard enough to make the man ejaculate(cum like a stallion) on the peak of the newly formed shit mountain, creating a brown and white massive volcano shit

"Babe you aren't gonna believe I the dump just unloaded! I think I'll call it Mount Vesuvius."

by someone stole my name February 13, 2014

White Vesuvius

When you are wanking on your back, you blow the load and it drips down your dick onto your balls and pubes. Like when Mt. Vesuvius erupted and destroyed Pompeii and Herculaneum

Dude, i got bored last night so I starting to rub one out. I blew a white vesuvius! My balls were like pompeii and herculaneum.

by Good Sir Anonymous II December 6, 2011

Mouth Vesuvius

When you throw scalding coffee on someone's bare ass and immediately try to lick it off

John: Did you hear what Gregg did to Mandy after work last night?

Cheri: What pray tell?

John: The ol' Mouth Vesuvius. But he buried his face so fast and deep that he had to go to the E.R. 3rd degree burns - may be permanently scarred!

Cheri: How dreadful. Say no more.

by Un Garcon et son Cherry October 21, 2012

Mt Vesuvius

When you wait until you're about to cum then squirt Nando's Extra Hot Peri Peri Sauce down into your Urethra, then ejaculate.

My mate gave himself a Mt Vesuvius the other week. His penis hurt for days.

by Bubblefuck October 6, 2022