vesti

teh place were the uber l337 nerds hang out and talk about butsecks all day.

The vesti is so lame.

by Lance aka Dawg_LSE on teh vesti January 3, 2005

the vesti

A message board on IGN that is infamous for its randomness, a place of internet evil, where the lowest life forms gather to share their everyday experiences.

ZOMG, so the vesti leik insulted my ability to womanize, but im still the man, amirite?

by Cropman December 15, 2008

vesty

A girl who wears, or is likely to wear, cute vests. I'm not talking about shitty puffy vests, I'm talking about silk vests over t-shirts and nice sweater vests. These girls are often lesbians, but they're cute lesbians, and their vestyness makes them even more desirable to men. However, if you do meet a true straight vesty girl, you must treat her nicely, and with respect, or she will tell you to fuck off. Take her out to dinner, open the door for her, you know. A vesty is tough to get because the straight ones are all taken, and persistence and class are key. Good luck.

Mike: God damn, that girl is vesty as hell.
Gabby: I think she's a lesbian.
Mike: Not this one, Gabby. Not this one.
Gabby: Good thing she's not brown too. You'd have to be restrained.

by Mike Rougeau April 13, 2008

vesty

Vesty a person that looks like, or acts like a transvestite.

Dave: "Wow! Look at that chick with those long eyelashes and thin eyebrows."
Jason: "Dude, I think that's a vesty."

Sabrina: "Does this fake mole look good on me?"
Jessica: "It kind of makes you look like a vesty."

by Jessalova May 25, 2005

Vesti

Where people make Fresh Prince of Bel-Air parodies (most which suck ass) and talk about Kates hoof.

WHAT THE HOOF?
Too lazy to find or think of a Bel-Air parody

by Ryan January 31, 2005

Vestie

Bestie but changed the b into a v in reference to "vro" (A slang term meaning "Very Rare Only." Used in the place of bro. Originated from Broward County. Popular from xxxtentacion's song "Look at me")

Yeah, me and my vestie love eating pizza.

by MrMcChickenMan May 26, 2025

vestie

friend that only wears vests

Have you met Paul?
Omg yes they're my vestie!

by cdoyle1 March 16, 2022