by CORNEDBEEFANDTHESAVAGE April 25, 2018
by Cheesie Chan April 09, 2010
To have been fisted, in an indeterminate orifice, all the way up to the fister's shoulder, and once his/her hand reaches the kidneys, their phalanges must be spread wide.
The name derives from the fact that only a vest can be worn during the act.
The name derives from the fact that only a vest can be worn during the act.
by The Real Men. February 13, 2011
-when one spends money frivolously to get laid
-investing in useless things to attract the attention of a special someone
-investing in useless things to attract the attention of a special someone
Person 1- Wow, why did Steve spend so much money on that shirt?
Person 2- I don't know, dude. Steve just wants to get in her pants.
Person 1- Can't believe he is vesting so hard.
Person 2- I don't know, dude. Steve just wants to get in her pants.
Person 1- Can't believe he is vesting so hard.
by bobskittlescents April 16, 2011
Dam did you see Felicia letting it all hang out in those crochless panties pulled over her head calling it a vest
by Hahahahak January 11, 2020
by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005
Not being bothered to muster up enough energy to celebrate a friends moment (Engagement, Pregnancy)
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http ://instagram .com/p/htm9TJPgK5/
"Omg Lily, I'm getting married!!"
"Huh, that's cool"
"Wow, stop Red Vesting, you obviously don't care"
"Penny!! I'm Pregnant!!"
"Good for you, So have you seen that new movie?"
"Don't change the subject! This is amazing! Stop Red Vesting!!"
"Huh, that's cool"
"Wow, stop Red Vesting, you obviously don't care"
"Penny!! I'm Pregnant!!"
"Good for you, So have you seen that new movie?"
"Don't change the subject! This is amazing! Stop Red Vesting!!"
by Brynley December 10, 2013