vest

Little tight stretchy strappy top for girls and women. Used to be underwear but now seen worn by girls/women of all ages, classes, fashion sensibilities.

Can be cotton, polyester, nylon and often a combination with Lycra, eg: cotton/lycra mix.

see also camisole
You look so horny in that little vest top
by A. A. Smith July 04, 2005
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vest

an item of clothing that makes others shudder.
sophie was wearing a vest, then the other girls made her eat lunch in the bathroom!
by kccc =] August 08, 2007
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Vestes

"Y'all got any denim vestes?"
by Cheesie Chan April 09, 2010
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Vested

To have been fisted, in an indeterminate orifice, all the way up to the fister's shoulder, and once his/her hand reaches the kidneys, their phalanges must be spread wide.

The name derives from the fact that only a vest can be worn during the act.
Example 1: Hey you! Ten seconds ago you were vested!
Example 2: I'm gonna vest you, boy!
by The Real Men. February 13, 2011
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vesting

-when one spends money frivolously to get laid
-investing in useless things to attract the attention of a special someone
Person 1- Wow, why did Steve spend so much money on that shirt?

Person 2- I don't know, dude. Steve just wants to get in her pants.

Person 1- Can't believe he is vesting so hard.
by bobskittlescents April 16, 2011
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vest

A puffy nylon garment with a zipper which looks really sexy on little girls.
by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005
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Red Vesting

Not being bothered to muster up enough energy to celebrate a friends moment (Engagement, Pregnancy)

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"Omg Lily, I'm getting married!!"
"Huh, that's cool"
"Wow, stop Red Vesting, you obviously don't care"

"Penny!! I'm Pregnant!!"
"Good for you, So have you seen that new movie?"
"Don't change the subject! This is amazing! Stop Red Vesting!!"
by Brynley December 10, 2013
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