vern

main man.

"V-E-R-N! Vern, my main man, Vern."

by the best tickleasser there is January 14, 2009

vern

The act of putting an object under a nipple and pushing up slightly.

I. When Tim plays his acoustic guitar he verns.

II. Today, John verned Susan with his hand and yelled out "Bean Dip!"

by UnDuh November 27, 2009

Vern

A very sexy boy who usually has the nicest eyes in school. He attracts all the ladies and gets everyone jealous.

"Hey did you see Vern today?"

"Yeah he was with all the ladies"

by Unknown12447 February 04, 2014

the Vern

The sexual position in which the woman is lying on her side, and the man holds the top leg in the air while straddling the other (Thus making a big V, for Big Vern) and thrusts in that position.

Suzy told Vernon that she told her boyfriend to do the Vern in bed the night before.

by James D Jarvis December 28, 2006

Vern

A woman that can light a fire in any mans heart. Just looking at her lips move is enough to make your heart skip a beat... And oh man she can kiss. She is a good listener and a model friend. She sometimes can be very moody, but if you weather the storm, it's a guarantee that she will turn out to be the most fun, sexy and loving girl you've ever met. Did I mention she has the body of a goddess? I could've sworn I did. This could be my opinion because I'm married to a vern but it's true for me I guess.

Vern is so awesome

by Psychoanalyst September 23, 2014

Vern

A synonym for weed, marijuana, chronic, maryjane, pot...

Also, a synonym for fuck, shit, damn, or hell.

"Dude, you got the vern? Heres 30 bucks..."

"What the vern were you thinking man! Quit being such a sturb!"

by Roger Soles July 16, 2006

vern

Short for "vernacular". Derogatory term used in Bombay (India) to describe people who were schooled in the local language and thus speak broken english.

He's such a vern, I don't know how you can hang out with him.

by wha January 04, 2005