A female who never stops talking, or says in a hundred words what can be said in ten.
This could be a
friend, co-worker, partner, etc., who incorrectly thinks the more she says, the smarter she sounds.
She has no receptors to see how boring, offensive, rude, stupid, uninformed she really is.
Most-evident during presentation and conference calls.
Origin:
Gabriella (meaning '
gabby' or talkative) Verbose (meaning the same thing, as in redundant).
Male version of Bob Loblaw.
Didn't know that '
Gabriella Verbose' was heading up today's meeting. We should have blocked out an hour instead of 15 minutes.
Sat next to
Gabriella Verbose on a plane last week. After an hour of incessant diatribes about her
kids, pets, job and crossfit, I tried to puncture my eardrums by folding one of my business cards into a spike.