pink, velvet sausage wallet

A poon, a vagina, meat curtains, etc.

So, I was in the vinegar strokes with the village cockwash, really sticking it to her pink, velvet sausage-wallet, when some quumfer of a pod-nodger hailed me on the telephone!

by Avery December 23, 2003

velvet smoothie

When a girl with no teeth gives you head

I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out

by Fortuna November 19, 2015

velvet slipper

the little portion of rectal tissue that prolapses out of the anus during anal sex when the inserted penis is retracted

Hey man, did you see that scene in "Butt Pirates of the Carribean? You can totally see his velvet slipper when Long Dong Silver's cock plunges in and out of his asshole!

by Zeeee August 17, 2006

Velvet Scrunchie

A warm, snug and velvety smooth vagina.

Tom loved to bang his girlfriend Rachel. He loved nothing more than to inject his beef stick deep in her Velvet Scrunchie.

by Eaton Holgoode September 26, 2014

Velvet Swan

A woman so mystical she represents a creature never seen by man.

Did you see that girl? She looked like a Velvet Swan.

by Charlie1243 April 29, 2011

Velvet Sanchez

A non-alcoholic drink; Dr. Pepper and Grenadine.

Ordering a drink- "I'll have a Velvet Sanchez."

by Eowynz November 11, 2010

Velvet Selleck

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Velvet Selleck is when you've had sex with a menstruating female, then smear the bloody head of your member under her nose, giving her a thick, impressive blood mustache.

Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.

Bro, I was tapping this chick on the rag, and thought she was lookin' undignified. So, I flipped her around, and gave her the Velvet Selleck.

by justincorrect August 10, 2014