Veiny Bastard

A sperm filled dick that has been primed for ejaculation onto/into, preferably, the face, tits, back, armpits, ass, or vagina.

Kim took a load in the face from Juan's veiny bastard.

by The Digg February 29, 2008

veiny brain

testicle; the scrotum

You could see my veiny brain in the photocopy that I took of my ass.

by MH555 August 7, 2005

Veiny Fold

When a man cannot get an erection, he folds his flaccid penis in half and penetrates the vagina.

I couldn't get a boner last night because of the adderall I took, so I gave her the veiny fold.

by FoldMeGaGa September 22, 2010

veiny triumphant bastard

1. The huge, veiny, pulsing mass of erect glory that is the male penis.

2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.

1. My dick.

2. Yeah, I beat you in mw2, no big deal. It was only 10-1.
You veiny triumphant bastard.

by napolean butterscotch July 12, 2010

veiny love tree

Err, it's a penis, obviously.

'...shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree..."

The League of Gentlemen

by Roger the Cabin Boy August 18, 2006

Purple Veiny One

The main source of food and train of thought of the native Laurence. Although denial is quite prevelant, the native Laurence has a sharp nose for the Purple Veiny One, especially if its place is on the body of a woman that was once a man

"I've taken a large shit before.....I'm sure i could cop a purple veiny one from a tranny"

by pooftaguts February 21, 2010

veiny bang stick

A dobber, dick, cock, wanger.

A big boaby with veins, a bit like the top of a Mars bar.

"After a slap up meal he lovingly prodded her with his veiny bang stick until she was cock-eyed and bandy-legged."

Mills and Boon

by frank pubes February 3, 2005