vegemite sandwich

A sexual act in which a person defecates on another's torso and proceeds to ejaculate on the pile (this gives the dark brown color and salty taste), the two then embrace, thus completing the 'sandwich'.

He smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.

by A.G. Schaft December 16, 2010

vegemite sandwich

To give a vegemite sandwich: An event wherein a person who has recently defecated, requests a rimjob from another person.

Colin went to the toilet, come back and gave me a vegemite sandwich, it was great.

by The }|{otch December 12, 2008

Vegemite Sandwich

It is when a female gives anal to a man with a strap-on then rubs it in her pussy covering it in shit then tells the man to eat her Vegemite sandwich.

My girlfriend told me to eat her Vegemite sandwich after she gave me anal last night.

by pedobear12345 January 20, 2013

vegemite sandwich

a white ass who thinks they are black; white on the outside, black on the inside.

"damn, that fucker thinks he's a vegemite sandwich"

by tess the mess July 21, 2005

Vegemite Sandwich

When engaging in anal sex, the male will extract his or is and the lick the penis clean. It's one-up on a dirty sanchez. Hence an 'Aussie' Vegemite Sandwich

Whilst in Bangkok I gave her some real Australian Culture with a nice big Vegemite Sandwich

by AussieVegemite April 20, 2015

vegemite sandwich

Slang for a yeast infection, especially for girls.

"Bro I was going to go down on her but it smelled and looked a bit funny."
"Sounds like a yeast infection."
"You mean a vegemite sandwich? lol"

by __RedFox__ May 16, 2022

Vegemite Sandwich

A threesome instigated by a woman of colour who is then spread and bread between two white males. Or A black woman who identifies as the vegemite in her sexual sandwhich

"Yo! You two vanilla arse crackers wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? We gonna make a Vegemite sandwich!"

by Angusmypattie February 25, 2024